Sound clips

From OAPedia.com

A list of sound clips frequently played on The Opie and Anthony Show, and where they come from:

• "And punt." - The Maxwell Show

• "Be more funny!" - Homer Simpson

• "Beyond AM, Beyond FM, It's XM Satellite Radio" - Howard Stern, before he signed with XM's competitor, Sirius

• "Goodness gracious!" - Suzyn Waldman

• "The guys get shirts! Don't make a fucking maniac out of me!" - Paul Anka yelling at his band.

• "Hey, it's Vos." - Ben's shit-awful Rich Vos impression

• "I am the werewolf!" - Special Poetry Slam

• "I broke my knee, man... Hold my hand..." - Robert Kelly after breaking his knee.

• "I don't care. I don't care. My jokes don't go over, I don't care." - Kevin Meaney

• "I like to make werewolf movies!" - Special Poetry Slam

• "I like turtles." - Some retarded kid in a Halloween costume being interviewed by a reporter.

• "I'm awright - I'm awright - I'm awright - I'm awright..." - A drunk Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) on The Surreal Life

• "I'm sorry I did that. Um, I'm embarrassed that I did that." - Don Imus apologizing to the golfers

• "Is that supposed to be sexy?" - Steve Austin of WWE

• "It's Martini Steve! Martini Steve! It's Martini Steve!" - Music from Austin Powers, with vocals added referring to Steve C

• "I've made an ASS of MYSELF!" - Alec Baldwin in a voice mail message to his daughter

• "My name is William and I like fingernail polish." - Special Poetry Slam

• "My name is William and I like to wear dresses." - Special Poetry Slam

• "My Vaginnnnnnnnna!" - Emily Stern

• "Nutty as a fruitcake." - Foghorn Leghorn

• "O and A Party Rock!" - A drunk Master Po

• "Of all the dramatic things I've ever seen!" - Suzyn Waldman

• "Oh good lord" or "Oh dear lord" - Kelsey Grammer tripping on stage.

• "OH that woman. Gotta mouth like an outboard motor. All the time putputputputputput!" - Foghorn Leghorn

• "OOOH!", "Oh, Ow!", "I don't BELIEVE IT!" - Sandy Kane

• "Rrgh! Rrrrrgh! MotherFUCKER!" - Tom Sizemore busting a nut in his sex video.

• "Shame, Shame, Shame... Shame on You!" - Jingle for CBS 2 News in New York

• ♫ "SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP!" ♫ - Jim Norton, imitating an awful put-down he made in school once

• "Smoke weed every day!" - Line from the Dr. Dre song "The Next Episode".

• "...So many of these people, almost all of them that we see, are so poor and they are so black..." - Wolf Blitzer, commenting on Hurricane Katrina victims.

• "Sometimes I'm a bad boy, yeah." - Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband, when discussing fathering Anna Nicole Smith's baby

• "Stay out the Bushes!" - Jesse Jackson at the Democratic National Convention in 2000.

• "TAKE A KAYAK!!!!!!!" - Celine Dion talking about rescuing Hurricane Katrina victims.

• "Tell 'em Fred! Hoo hoo hoo!" - Boy doing a Howard Stern impression during Lazlow's radio show opening.

• "The big yellow one's the sun!" - Brian Regan

• "What do you do for a living, character? - Ron Sage

• "Yeah, ha ha ha ha!" - The King Of Comedy

• "Yes, there are many dog lovers, fans in the NFL but there are also many, many other people who just love Mike Vick/my dick." - Dr. R.L. White, the president of the Atlanta NAACP, on Michael Vick.

• "You folks fell on your face. You get an F minus in my book." - Mississippi Rep. Gene Taylor, speaking to former FEMA Director Michael Brown about their response to Hurricane Katrina.

• "Yooouuu're FIRED!" (two clips) - Vince McMahon of WWE

• "I suffer when he bites me, he bite me in my vagina!" - Hispanic woman on a youtube video talking about being attacked by a dog.

• "I bring nothing to the table." - E-rock

• "How did your parents die?" "Why not?" "That, that's terrible, I'm sorry" - Steve C and his wonderful acting skills

• "Grrrr" - Steve C

• "No no no no no no no no"- Steve C

• "Fuck You!" - Bobo

See Also

• E-Rock
• Master Po
• Movie Quotes and References
• Music
• Steve C