Sandy Kane
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Sandy Kane is an awful cunt who was a stripper in New York during the Stone Age. She is known on the show for Twatto (a genital wart) and a hemorrhoid on her ass that made Robert Kelly vomit. She also has inverted nipples and is all around awful. One time while on the show, a listener shoved his fingers up her ass and caused her to make awful sounds. These sounds are often replayed on the show, and Dru Boogie took the sounds and remixed them with the sounds of James Brown.
She also claimed to have had sex with Demond Wilson of Sanford and Son, and claimed to have been raped by Richard Pryor and Phil Spector.
While on the air, she is quite vulnerable to gags, usually from Opie, who is generally the first person in studio to get very annoyed with her and quickly. For example, on May 9, 2008, while she was performing her Opie and Anthony homage song over the air, Op managed to get close enough to her with a pair or scissors and cut most of the strings on the guitar she was playing on. She got emotional over this and quite upset with Opie. But all turned out well when the prospect came of having someone in studio put their dick on her face as a bit later in the show.
In June, 2010 Sandy Kane got in trouble with local New York attention whore the Naked Cowboy, when he tried taking her to court over her Naked Cowgirl routine.
On July 19th, 2011 Opie announced that he and Anthony are being sued for five thousand dollars by Sandy Kane. The suit is over 2 broken guitars, 2 missing hats, broken CD's, and medical bills. Truth is, only one of her guitars were smashed, and the other had its strings cut. Anthony says he will not go to court and Opie now declares her Dead to the show. On September 22nd, Opie announced via Twitter, that Sandy never showed up to court. It seemed Opie and Anthony were the winners again, but on October 10th, Opie announced that Sandy convinced the court she had the wrong time and that they would have to go back to court. The next day on Twitter, Opie and Anthony announce that Sandy again, didn't show and the case was dismissed with out prejudice meaning she can refile.
She has a weekly show on local access cable in NYC... God help us all.
