Sandy Kane

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Sandy Kane is an awful cunt who was a stripper in New York during the Stone Age. She is known on the show for Twatto (a genital wart) and a hemorrhoid on her ass that made Robert Kelly vomit. She also has inverted nipples and is all around awful. One time while on the show, a listener shoved his fingers up her ass and caused her to make awful sounds. She also claimed to have had sex with Demond Wilson of Sanford and Son, and claimed to have been raped by Richard Pryor and Phil Spector.

While on the air, she is quite vulnerable to gags, usually from Opie, who is generlly the first person in studio to get very annoyed with her and quickly. For example, on 9 May 2008, while she was performing her Opie and Anthony homage song over the air, Op managed to get close enough to her with a pair or scissors and cut most of the strings on the guitar she was playing on. She got emotional over this and quite upset with Opie after this. But all turned out well when the prospect of having someone in studio put their dick on her face as a bit later in the show.

She has a weekly show on local access cable in NYC... God help us all.