Ricky

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Ricky is a former intern for The Opie and Anthony Show on XM who wasn't considered too bright by the show staff. For example, when someone on the show was surrounded by too many chairs and made a sarcastic statement about needing another, Ricky took the statement literally and gave him another chair. Because of this, he had to write a report on sarcasm (which he wrote piss drunk off of a few girly drinks) and read it on the air. He was also the worst at taking food orders on the show, and was still a virgin at the age of 19 who was only kissed by two girls, one of them being Donkey Sausage. He also had a creepy mustache that made him look like a kid toucher.