Ramon
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Ramon is a character who is mentioned (but does not speak) in Steve C's show promos. He is a South American houseboy who works for the "Deep Voice Guy" (Steve C), a wealthy voice actor. Often Ramon is made to do humiliating tasks at the behest of Deep Voice Guy, such as cleaning up his diarrhea, and providing his sleeve so the Deep Voice Guy can wipe himself.
Ramon took on an entirely new meaning once in the masterful hands of Jim Norton. It became a gag where Norton would call in from outside the studio and get put on the air along with an awful caller or interview. Usually, Norton would be first introduced as a gag name identifiable to the fans. Frequent ones include Travis from Chanceless, Arizona and Ben from Boston. The most common, however, was Steve from Yellowstone. Norton would then ask a question of the guest and once they began talking, cut them off with a loud, obnoxious "RRRRRRAAAAAAMOOOOONNNN!" He'd then follow it with an insult to the particularly lame guest. Some include:
- "Ramon! This caller sucks dicks!"
- "Ramon! Someone shut this hole up!"
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Recent "Ramon's"
Vs. Dr. Judy Gold
Jimmy Ramon's the psychologist (Dr. Jody Gold) who they called to get a comment on Heath Ledger's death, on 01/23/2008 on the XM side.
- Steve from Yellowstone
- "RAAAAAAAA *falls short of completion due to laughter*
- "RAMON! This boring bitch makes Ambien look like methamphetamine's."
- "RAMON! Accidental deaths *laughter* are hilarious. *laughter*"
- "RAMON! John Wayne is laughing at this shitdick."
- "RAMON! 'Daddy Don't Touch Me There' is the only way to handle this."
- "RAMON! Dr. Gold makes my dick shrink."
- "RAMON! I'm grieving."
- Uncle Paul
- "RAMON! Someone give this bitch a pink sock."
- "RAMON! Only tell your children if you have an erection."
- Roland
- "RAMON! Travis' dog licks my balls."
- "RAMON! I pulled a quarter out of Heath Ledger's buttocks."
- "RAMON! Linger longer."
Vs. Donna D'Errico
At the height of her career, Donna D'Errico was a Baywatch beauty. These days, she's barely a has-been, but is calling in her support for Ron Paul on 02/04/2008 on the XM side.
- Steve from Yellowstone initially has trouble with the phone and curses out the staff.
- "RAMON! Tell this self-hating hooker to shut her cake-hole."
- "RAMON! I don't want to elect any man whose fingers smell like a tuna can."
- "RAMON! I want to put Ron Paul in 'mein heinie'"
- "RAMON! I'd rather vote for a retarded Iraqi with a nailbomb stapped to her tongue."
- Uncle Paul
- "RAMON! Ron Paul has more of a child fetish and John Wayne Gacy."
- "RAMON! If this idiot gets elected, coathanger sales will go through the roof!"
Vs. Jim O'Connor
On 05/27/2008, O&A interviewed Jim O'Connor, a do-gooder who wanted to try to eliminate swearing by using substitute words like "gargoyle".
- "RAMON! Hog wash is what Jim does in the tub after he abuses the gargoyle of a fat girl!!!!!!!!!!!!"
- "RAMON! Jim O'Connor is a balderDOUCHE!!!"
- "RAMON! Jim O'Connors mother starred in a video called 2 girls 1 cup of Bullshavik!
Vs. Scorch and The Oompa Loompas
Jimmy Ramon's Scorch and two of the remaining Oompa Loompas while getting the "naked militia" in trouble by throwing some curses over life FM radio.
- Steve from Yellowstone
- "RAMON! Midgets are genetic disasters."
- "RAMON! Bring me a spoiled family photograph"
- "RAMON! Oompa Loompas have AIDS."
- "RAMON! Drown these two like the Smith children."
- "RAMON! Kill these green haired savages"
- "RAMON! Bring me a singing piece of $h@T."
Vs. Marge
- "RAMON! The Left Side of Marges Body Should Shit Down!
- "RAMON! I Wanna Throw AID's Into The Cattery!
- "RAMON! I Once Raped A Small Sick Dog!
- "RAMON! Shut This Talking Corpse Up!
- "RAMON! I Hope A Sick Doggy Teabags Marge!
- "RAMON! Tell This Cat Lady To Hang Herself
- "RAMON! Shut this Irrelevant Old bag of Meat up!
- "RAMON! Torturing Small Animals Is Hilarious!
Vs. Marge 2
- Coming soon**
