Primetime Sam Roberts
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Sam Roberts, AKA Primetime Sam Roberts, Conglomerated Sam, Creepy Gay Kid is a former intern and current producer of The Opie and Anthony Show.
Sam also co-hosted The Than and Sam Show with Than during The Saturday Night Virus. He was a co-host on Special Delivery with East Side Dave. Sam also co-hosts 'Worst-Of Opie & Anthony' and 'Worst Of The Week Countdown' with E-Rock. He also does the overnight shift for Sirius/XM's Hits 1. He hosts his own weekly podcast called "The Sam Roberts Show Online" and now does a live Saturday show called "The Sam Roberts Show" on Saturdays on the Opie and Anthony Channel.
He was also the voice of the inventor in The Inventor and Epschtine, as well as the character AJ Poopieschitz, the narrator of Prime Time Gossip, and creator of the bit What's the Happs?. He currently has a recurring bit on the show called Backstage with O&A.
Sam's mom is frequently put on-air and bashed horribly.
He is apparently a descendant of Thomas Jefferson.
Sam is often goofed on for:
- His ambiguous race ("If he's white, then he's dark; if he's black, he's light.")
- Has a white person's upper lip, and a black person's lower lip (according to Patrice Oneal, 10/15/2009)
- His pronunciation of "camera", "costume", and "grocery"
- His child-like eating habits
- His love of wrestling and his seeming ignorance of the fact that wrestling is fake
- His high-sounding voice; Bill Burr said he sounds like one of the nerdy guys from the Beastie Boys' "Fight for Your Right to Party" video (November 6, 2009)
- His numerous gay experiences:
- Sam enjoys wrestling
- No really, Sam enjoys wrestling
- Sam has kissed three guys:
- A homeless man during the taping of O&A's Comedy Central show Search and Destroy
- Bob Kelly (Sam also sang "Happy Birthday" to Bob, which led to him being known as "Creepy Gay Kid").
- Intern David (December 17, 2008)
- He went to the Gay Pride Parade
- Having horrible Googling skills
On December 1, 2010, Sam announced on the show his engagement to his longtime girlfriend Jess during Thanksgiving.
Called John Walsh from America's Most Wanted, Adam Walsh, who is his dead son who was murdered and decapitated. (November 29th, 2011)
While talking about his sex life, Sam revealed that if he doesn't have a condom on, he shoots his load in 3-minutes. With a condom, he can last 7. Poor Jess. (December 19, 2011)
Sam owned an old VHS combo Quasar TV. He proclaims that he's watched 1000 hours of wrestling tapes on it. On January 6th, 2012 Sam placed the TV on a bet against Opie's tv. Sam lost and Opie forced Sam to bring the tv in on January 9th. Sam carried the heavy TV in on that day and was smashed to death by Erock. RIP Sam's TV. He then went out and bought a 22' TV. Still making an embarrassment out of himself.
Sam is not to be confused with the Asian co-worker of Jimcy.
Quotes
- "I want to kiss more guys."
- "I am not a eunuch."
