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Contents 1 Movies 1.1 The Accused 1.2 Aliens 1.3 American Psycho (IMDb Entry) 1.4 An American Werewolf in London 1.5 The Aristocrats 1.6 The Aviator 1.7 Back to the Future 1.8 Bad Lieutenant 1.9 Bad Santa 1.10 Bellevue: Inside Out 1.11 Bill 1.12 Blazing Saddles (IMDb Entry) 1.13 Boogie Nights (IMDb Entry) 1.14 Brokeback Mountain 1.15 Caddyshack (IMDb Entry) 1.16 Carrie 1.17 A Clockwork Orange 1.18 Close Encounters of the Third Kind 1.19 Creepshow 1.20 Death Wish 1.21 Escape from New York 1.22 Fargo 1.23 Fast Times at Ridgemont High 1.23.1 Sound Clips 1.23.2 References 1.24 Ferris Bueller's Day Off 1.24.1 Sound Clips 1.24.2 References 1.25 Full Metal Jacket (IMDb Entry) 1.26 The Godfather (IMDb Entry) 1.27 Goodfellas (IMDb Entry) 1.28 Grizzly Man 1.29 Hardcore 1.30 History of the World Part 1 1.31 Independence Day 1.32 Jaws (IMDb Entry) 1.33 The Karate Kid 1.34 Kindergarten Cop 1.35 The King of Comedy (IMDb Entry) 1.36 Marathon Man 1.37 Million Dollar Baby 1.38 Mississippi Burning 1.39 Mondo Topless 1.40 My Baby Is Black 1.41 Napoleon Dynamite 1.42 Office Space 1.43 An Officer and a Gentleman 1.44 One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest 1.45 The Other Sister 1.46 Pee-wee's Big Adventure 1.47 Planes, Trains, and Automobiles 1.48 Platoon (IMDb Entry) 1.49 Predator 1.50 Private Parts 1.51 Punch Drunk Love 1.52 Raging Bull (IMDb Entry) 1.53 Reservoir Dogs (IMDb Entry) 1.54 The Road Warrior 1.55 Rocky IV 1.56 Saturday Night Fever 1.57 Schindler's List 1.58 The Shining (IMDb Entry) 1.59 The Silence of the Lambs (IMDb Entry) 1.60 Smokey and the Bandit (IMDb Entry) 1.61 The Song Remains the Same 1.62 Spider-Man 1.63 Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan 1.64 Storytelling 1.65 Team America: World Police 1.66 This Boy's Life 1.67 Trading Places (IMDb Entry) 1.68 Twister 1.69 UHF 1.70 Vice Squad 1.71 The Wicker Man 1.72 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory 2 Television 2.1 American Dad! 2.2 Check It Out, with Dr. Steve Brule 2.3 The Flintstones 2.4 Family Guy 2.5 The Brady Bunch 2.6 Good Times 2.7 The Honeymooners (IMDb Entry) 2.8 Lost in Space (IMDb Entry) 2.9 The Moment of Truth (game show) 2.10 The Price Is Right 2.11 Quincy, M.E. 2.12 Saturday Night Live 2.13 The Simpsons 2.14 The Sopranos 2.15 South Park 2.16 Strong Kids, Safe Kids 2.17 30 Rock 2.18 Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! 2.19 Tourgasm 2.20 What's Happening!! 2.21 The Wire 3 See Also

Movies

The Accused

Any reference to being raped on a pinball machine.

Aliens

• "Oh dear lord Jesus, this ain't happenin' man. This can't be happenin' man."

• "Well that's great, that's just fuckin' great man. Now what the fuck are we supposed to do? We're in some real pretty shit now man."

• "Game over man! Game over!"

• "They mostly come out at night, mostly"

American Psycho (IMDb Entry)

• "Don't just stare at it, eat it."

• "Do you like Huey Lewis and the News?"

• "I'm trying to listen to the new Robert Palmer tape..."

An American Werewolf in London

• "Keep off the moors. Stay on the road."

The Aristocrats

• "TADA!... The Aristocrats!"

The Aviator

• "You must hold the bag at a 45 degree angle."

• "Bring in the milk."

Back to the Future

• "When the hell did this happen?"

Plus, any references to DeLoreans, sports almanacs, Biff, ...

Bad Lieutenant

• "Show me how you suck a guy's cock."

• "Couple a beautiful girls? Kit-kat club?"

• Clip of oncoming train horn blaring. Played leading up to crashes

• "Ooooohhh. Ooooohh" - Werewolf-like crying (Harvey Keitel.)

• "I tried to do the right thing, but I'm weak, I'm so fucking weak!"

Bad Santa

• "God Damnit, are you fucking with me?"

Bellevue: Inside Out

• "I hate this place."

• "Nothing works here."

• "The medications don't work."

• "I've been here for seven years."

Bill

• "My name is William, Bill for short!"

Blazing Saddles (IMDb Entry)

• "Hey where all the white women at?"

• "Uppity nigger went and hit me on the head with a shovel."

• "Nobody moves or the nigger gets it."

• "Hep me! Hep me! He's desperate! Do what he say! Dooo what he saaaay!"

• "You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore."

• "Excuse me while I whip this out."

Boogie Nights (IMDb Entry)

• "Hello!? Exactly!"

• "We look like assholes right now, man."

• [crying]"I'm a fucking idiot...I'm a fucking idiot! I'M A FUCKING IDIOT!"

• [guy] "Can I kiss you?/Can I kiss you on the mouth?/Do you want to kiss me, or..."

• "This is a giant cock."

Brokeback Mountain

• "I wish I knew how to quit you."

Caddyshack (IMDb Entry)

• "What do you say, Aaaaal?"

• "Hey everybody! We're all gonna get laid!"

• "This calls for the ol' Billy Barule. Oh, Billy. Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy, Billy..."

• "Well tanks for nothin'!"

• "O.K., Pookie!"

• "How'd ya like to mow my lawn, huh?"

• "I got it from a negro!"

• "Colored boy? Why you son of a..."

• "Correct me if I'm wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers, they're gonna lock me up and throw away the key?"

• "It's in the hole!"

• "How 'bout a Fresca?"

• "Well...we're waiting!"

Carrie

• "I can see your dirty pillows."

"They're all gonna laugh at you"

A Clockwork Orange

• "Good evening."

• "No! My health doesn't ALLOW IT!"

• "FOOOOOD alright?"

• "No, she's DEAD!"

• "She was very badly raped, you see"

• "Victim of the modern age. Poor, poor girl."

• "Try the wine."

Close Encounters of the Third Kind

• "Dammit! I know this. I know what this is! This means something. This is important."

Also any reference to the giant mound of dirt in Richard Dreyfuss' living room.

Creepshow

• "Found a friend, Harry?"

Death Wish

• "Goddamn rich cunt!"

• "I kill rich cunts!"

Escape from New York

• "You are the Duke of New York."

Fargo

• "It's my deal"

• "I was just thinking we could take care of it right here, in Brainerd"

• "He was kinda funny lookin'"

Any reference to the name Wade with a North Dakota accent...

Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Sound Clips

• "Act like wherever you are, that's the place to be."
• "Gnaaarrrly!"
• "The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'."
• "Hey, those guys are fags!"
• "Hey bud, what's your problem?"
• "You DICK!"

References

• "Show some pride."
• "Hey, this is great iced tea."
• "You have to get one of them 'abortions'."
• "I'm assistant to the assistant manager."
• Every reference and quote from the smarmy voiced Damone

Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Sound Clips

• "Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!"

• "You just mind your P's and Q's, buster!"

References

• Being a high-school principal/pedophile (Jeffrey Jones was accused of hiring a 14-year-old boy to pose for sexually explicit photographs in November 2002.)

Full Metal Jacket (IMDb Entry)

• "Well any fucking time sweetheart!!"

• "Well. No shit."

• "What's your name, scumbag?"

• "Well what have we got here? A fucking comedian."

• "Now choke yourself!"

• "Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister."

• "What's that supposed to be some kinda sick joke??"

• "It's all just a bad dream, fat-boy..."

• "You'd better get your head and your ass wired together or I WILL take a giant shit on you."

• "Who said that? Who the fuck said that?"

• "You got a war face? AHHHH! That's a war face, now let me see your war face! You don't scare me, work on it."

• "Are you quitting on me? Well, are you? Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit!"

• "I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the goddamn common courtesy to give him a reach-around!"

• "What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?"

• "Holy Jesus! What is that? What the fuck is that? WHAT IS THAT, PRIVATE PYLE?" "Sir, a jelly doughnut, sir!"

• "They're paying for it; you eat it!"

• "Son, all I've ever asked of my marines is that they obey my orders as they would the word of God. We are here to help the Vietnamese, because inside every gook there is an American trying to get out. It's a hardball world, son. We've gotta keep our heads until this peace craze blows over."

• "Hey, you got girlfriend Vietnam? Me so horny. Me love you long time. "

• "What we have here, little yellow sister, is a magnificent specimen of pure Alabama Blacksnake. But it ain't too goddamned beau coup. "

• Any time they mention a person looking or acting like Private Pyle.

The Godfather (IMDb Entry)

• "You can act like a man! (slap) What's the matter with you?"

• "She was the greatest piece of ass I've ever had, and I've had them all over the world!"

• "She threw it all away just to make me look ridiculous! And a man in my position can't afford to be made to look RIDICULOUS!"

• "Johnny Fontane will never get that movie. I don't care how many dago guinea wop greaseball goombahs come out of the woodwork!"

• "Well, lemme tell ya something, my Kraut-Mick friend!"

• "Don Corleone, I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child."

• "I need Don Corleone and all of those politicians that you carry around in your pocket like so many nickels and dimes."

• "He was banging cocktail waitresses two at a time! Players couldn't get a drink at the table!"

• "You don't come to Las Vegas and talk to a man like Moe Greene like that!"

• "You goddamn guineas you really make me laugh."

• "I am Enzo. The baker."

• "Leave the gun, take the cannoli."

• "I means Luca Brasi sleeps with the fishes."

• "Hey, listen, I want somebody good - and I mean very good - to plant that gun. I don't want my brother coming out of that toilet with just his dick in his hands, alright?"

• "My father made him an offer he couldn't refuse.... Luca Brasi held a gun to the bandleader's head, and my father assured him that either his signature or his brains would be on the release."

• "Never tell anyone outside the Family what you're thinking again!"

• "In my city, we'd keep the traffic in the Dark People, the Coloreds - they're animals anyway, so let them lose their souls."

• "Singing lessons, acting lessons, dancing lessons..."
• "Stop you're spilling it"
• "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday..", etc.

Goodfellas (IMDb Entry)

• "Tommy, you gonna let him get away with that? What's the matter with you? What's the world comin' to?"

• "What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny?"

• "You know Spider, you're a fuckin' mumbling stuttering little prick. You know that?"

• "No, I thought you said "I'm ok, Spider"

• "Now go home and get your fucking shine box."

• "One dog goes one way, the other dog goes the other way, and this guy's sayin', "Whadda ya want from me?"

• "Teach this kid a little fuckin' manners."

• "I'm breakin' your balls, and right away you're gettin' fuckin' fresh."

• "He does these impersonations. I swear, you would think it was the real people."

• "That was worth sixty thousand dollars, Karen! We needed that, Karen!"

• "Is this the superintendent? Yes, sir, I would like you to know that you have a whore living in 2R. Rossi, Janice Rossi. He's MY husband! Get your own goddamn man!"

Grizzly Man

The videotaped death of Grizzly Man, and the tape's supposed destruction, are often mentioned.

Hardcore

• "Turn it off....turn it off.....TURN IT OFF!"

• "I'm Big Dick Blaque"

• "Y'all just don't wanna hire niggers, that's all!"

History of the World Part 1

• "OK faggot!! What's next?"

Independence Day

• "David!"

• "You'd all be dead now if it wasn't for my David!"

Jaws (IMDb Entry)

• "I'm not going to stand here and see that thing cut open and see that little Kintner boy spill out all over the dock."

• "Cage goes in the water, you go in the water. Shark's in the water. Our shark."

• "Black eyes, lifeless eyes, like a doll's eyes..."

• "I want them brought back and strung up by their Buster Browns!"

• "But those beaches will be open, it's the Fourth of July!"

The Karate Kid

• "You're the best around! Nothing's gonna ever keep you down!" - Master Po's theme (You're The Best by Joe Esposito (c) 1984)

Kindergarten Cop

• "I want to ask you a bunch of questions. And I want to have them answered immediately."

• "It's not a tumor."

• "Quiet."

• "Shut up!"

• "Stop it!"

• "Stop whining!"

• "I'm a cop you idiot!"

The King of Comedy (IMDb Entry)

• "Ha ha ha ha! That's terrific, that's terrific."

• "Mooooom, pleeeeeaase stop calling me."

• "Maaaaa, I'm not gonna lower it. I have to do this now."

• Norton sometimes calls himself Rupert Pupkin, the main character in the movie played by Robert De Niro.

Marathon Man

• "Szell!"

• "The White Angel!"

Million Dollar Baby

• "My darling. My blood."

Mississippi Burning

• "They want to throw white children and coloured children into the melting pot of integration, out of which will come a conglomerated, mulatto, MONGREL class of people! Both races will be destroyed in such a movement. I for one, under God will die before I'll yield one inch..."

Mondo Topless

• "But enough of this palaver! Let's get this show on the road!"

• "A swinging tribute to one unrestrained female anatomy!"

Also, any reference to "The Art of The Topless" or referring to "The Topless."

My Baby Is Black

• "I was only jokin'."

• "The Neeeegro!"

• "You'll do what we tell you to do, you dirty lowdown slut!"

Napoleon Dynamite

• "Idiot!"

Office Space

• "Uh-oh. Sounds like somebody's got a case of the Mondays."
• "What would you say… you do here?"

An Officer and a Gentleman

• "Don't you do it! Don't you... I got nowhere else to go. I got nowhere else to go... I got nothing else."

One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest

• "Juicy Fruit."

Also: Every "picking up a sink" and throwing it out a window reference, as well as an Indian smothering someone.

The Other Sister

• "Stop laughing at me!"

Pee-wee's Big Adventure

• "Good morning, Mr. Breakfast! Can I have some Mr. T cereal? OK! I pity the foo' that don't eat Mr. T cereal!"

• "What? What?"

• "AAAAAAARRRR!"

• "Comon, wake up! Rise and shine!"

Planes, Trains, and Automobiles

• "And by the way, you know, when you're telling these little stories? Here's a good idea - have a POINT. It makes it SO much more interesting for the listener!"
• "I like me. My wife likes me. My customers like me. 'Cause I'm the real article. What you see is what you get."

• "What is your problem? You insensitive asshole!"

Platoon (IMDb Entry)

• "Holy shit, d'you see that fuckin' head come apart, man? Never seen brains like that before."

• "Take the pain! Take it!"

• "He's laughing at 'ya. Thats the way the gook laughs. I bet you're crying your little heart out aint 'ya? About Sandy and Sal and Manny." (Ant often says "Do it for Sal and Manny")

Predator

• "Dillon!" (the first clip ever played by O&A on XM, and the only clip they had on their first day)
• "I ain't got time to bleed!" (Whenever Anthony is rifting as Jesse Ventura)

Private Parts

• "...and I've got Alison. Alison... She's the best friend I could ever have."

Punch Drunk Love

• "Shut up! Shut up! Shut - Shut - Shut - Shut up!"

Raging Bull (IMDb Entry)

• "Did you fuck my wife?"

Plus, any references to Jake or Vickie La Motta.

Reservoir Dogs (IMDb Entry)

• "You're gonna be OKKKKAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYY!"

The Road Warrior

• "Two days ago, I saw a vehicle that would haul that tanker. You want to get out of here? You talk to me."

Rocky IV

• "I guess what I'm trying to say, is that if I can change, and you can change, everybody can change!"

Saturday Night Fever

• "Annette, cigarette?"

• "Now you're a cunt."

Schindler's List

• "Go ahead. Go on, leave. I pardon you."

• "I am essential to the war effort!"

• "I could have got more out."

The Shining (IMDb Entry)

• "When do you think MAYBE he (Danny) should be taken to a doctor?"

• "As soon as possible?!?"

• "You like ice cream, Doc?"

• "KDK1 to KDK12, come in KDK12"

• "What's in room 237?"

The Most Referenced Scene in the Movie:

Grady: Did you know, Mr. Torrance, that your son is attempting to bring an outside party into this situation? Did you know that?

Jack: No.

Grady: He is, Mr. Torrance.

Jack: Who?

Grady: A nigger.

Jack: A nigger?

Grady: A nigger cook.

Jack: How?

Grady: Your son has a very great talent. I don't think you are aware how great it is. That he is attempting to use that very talent against your will.

Jack: He is a very willful boy.

Grady: Indeed he is, Mr. Torrance. A very willful boy. A rather naughty boy, if I may be so bold, sir.

Jack: It's his mother. She, uh, interferes.

Grady: Perhaps they need a good talking to, if you don't mind my saying so. Perhaps a bit more. My girls, sir, they didn't care for the Overlook at first. One of them actually stole a pack of matches, and tried to burn it down. But I corrected them sir. And when my wife tried to prevent me from doing my duty, I corrected her.

The Silence of the Lambs (IMDb Entry)

• "It puts the lotion on its skin, or else it gets the hose again."

• "Put the fucking lotion in the basket!"

• "He said 'I can smell your cunt.'"

• "Are you about a size 14?"

• "Would ya?"

• "Was she a great big fat person?"

Also, any references to Mrs. Lippman, Frederica Bimmel, etc...

Smokey and the Bandit (IMDb Entry)

• "And that's nothing but pure and simple old-fashioned Communism. Happens every time one of those dancers starts poontangin' around with those show-folk fags."

• "Let me have a Diablo sandwich, a Dr. Pepper, and make it fast, I'm in a God-damn hurry!"

• "There's no way, NO way that you came from MY loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mamma in the mouth!

• "That's an attention-getter."

• "Oh, pardon me. For some reason you sounded a little taller on radio."

• "What we're dealing with here is a complete lack of respect for the law."

• The song "East Down and Bound."

The Song Remains the Same

• "Does anybody remember laughter?"

Spider-Man

• "He stinks, and I don't like him!" (Uttered by Jim Norton as "Surly Truck Driver.")

Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

• "He tasks me."

Storytelling

Mr. Scott: Say 'Nigger.'

Vi: Nigger.

Mr. Scott: Say 'Fuck me hard.'

Vi: Fuck me hard.

Mr. Scott: Say 'Nigger. Fuck me hard.'

Vi: Nigger. Fuck me hard.

Mr. Scott: Again!

Vi: Nigger. Fuck me hard!

Mr. Scott: Again!

Vi: Nigger. Fuck me hard!

Mr. Scott: Again!

Vi: Nigger! Fuck me hard!!

Mr. Scott: AGAIN!

Vi: NIGGER! FUCK! ME! HAAAARD!!

Team America: World Police

• "Matt Damon!"

• "Montage!"

This Boy's Life

• "Fancy talk! Fancy talk for a whore!"

• "Liar whore, liar whore and you know it!"

• "I know a thing or two about a thing or two."

• "Shut your goddamn piehole!"

• "You can get it doggy-style or you can get it laying on your side. Those are your only choices. This is my house and I get to say."

Trading Places (IMDb Entry)

• "Those men wanted to have SEX with me!!!"

• "It was all because of this terrible, awful Negro."

• "Exactly why do you think the price of pork bellies is going to keep going down, William?"

• "Turn those machines back on!"

• "You're a prostitute!"

Twister

Joey: [Discussing at Meg's on the tornadoes they have seen so far] No, that was a good size twister. What was it, an F3?

Bill: Solid F2.

Melissa: See, now you have lost me again.

Bill: It's the Fujita scale. It measures a tornado's intensity by how much it eats.

Melissa: Eats?

Bill: Destroys.

Laurence: That one we encountered back there was a strong F2, possibly an F3.

Beltzer: Maybe we'll see some 4's.

Haynes: That would be sweet!

Bill: 4 is good. 4 will relocate your house very efficently.

Melissa: Is there an F5?

[Everyone goes dead silent]

Melissa: What would that be like?

Jason 'Preacher' Rowe: The Finger of God.

Melissa: None of you has ever seen an F5?

Bill: ...Just one of us.

[Looks upstairs, indicating Jo]

UHF

• "Stupid! You're so stupid!"

Vice Squad

One of Jimmy's favorite movies; he'll often reference the scene between Wings Hauser and Nina Blackwood, or the scene between Hauser and Fred Berry.

The Wicker Man

• "No not the bees! Not the bees! AAAAAAAAAAAH! AH THEY'RE IN MY EYES! MY EEEEYES! AAAAAAAAH!!"

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

• "You get NOTHING! You LOSE! Good DAY sir!"

Plus: Any reference to an Oompa-Loompa

Television

American Dad!

• "Ha ha! Ahh. That's funny. I'm funny."

Check It Out, with Dr. Steve Brule

• "The basic building blocks of sushi. Sushi meat, peaches, and guacamole."

The Flintstones

• "Bet, Bet, Bet, Betbetbetbetbet!"

• "But... I... Am... Rock... Quarry."

Family Guy

• "Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Howard Stern's penis! Baba Booey! Baba Booey! Baba Booey!"

• "You're a phony! Hey, this guy's a great big phony! / You're a phony you know that? / That's right! You're a big fat phony!"

• "That's the smartest thing I've heard anyone say about anything."

The Brady Bunch

• "Hey you guys...OW my nose!"

Any reference to:

• George Glass
• Phil Packer
• Robert Reed
• Tiki

Also, many clips from the show's score are played.

Good Times

• James!

The Honeymooners (IMDb Entry)

• "Mr. Faversham..." (episode "On Stage")

• "Mmmmm-Rachel, you've come... mmmmm-back!" (episode "On Stage")

• "Clear the room, some men are going drinkin'." (episode "Head of the House")

• "I paid a man $1000 just to take the clickin' out of the phone." (episode "Funny Money")

• "Hello Bill..." (episode "A Man's Pride")

Lost in Space (IMDb Entry)

• "Oh dear! Oh dear!"

• "You will be molested."

The Moment of Truth (game show)

• "That answer is... false!"

• "That answer is... true!"

The Price Is Right

Sound clips of yodeling, and the clip played when someone loses, are often played.

Quincy, M.E.

• "I want to find an innocent girl."

• "That's crock mister, you think we're all zombie killers!"

• "You're the killers! Your whole sick society! That's who's guilty, man."

• "We're just your lousy escapegoat!"

Also, references to codeine overdoses, Members Only jackets, Sam, flat-assed girlfriends, and Lt. Monahan.

Saturday Night Live

• "It's not about you, douchebag." (TV Funhouse cartoon "The Narrator That Ruined Christmas")

The Simpsons

• "Do you know what a boob is?"

• Three simple words. I. Am. Gay."

• "P.S. I am gay."

• "BOOOOOOOO!"

• "This sucks!"

• "Aaaahahahahahaha. Aaah did you see that jerk?" (uncontrollable laughter)

• (loud whisper) "This is going great!"

• "Sweet merciful crap!"

• "Oh my God! (starts screaming loudly) Oh. That's better. (resumes screaming)"

• This is going great.

The Sopranos

• "Cazzata Malanga!" (gunshot) "AAAhhh!"

• "He's a FAAA-aaag."

• "Nobody's got AIDS."

• "I love you, Johnny Cakes."

• "What was it? A charcoal brickette? A mulingnan?"

South Park

• "Excuse me, but I do believe that sucked ass."

• "It's all gooey!"

• "Ohh, jeez! I don't wanna get the AIDS, fellas!"

• "Yeah thanks, dick."

• "RACE WAR!"

• "Yeah! Wait, what?"

• "His name is Jareeeed."

• "Bzzt! Wrong! Try again dumb ass!"

• "Spear chucker!"

• "You're a liar! You know something that you're not telling us you slimy, scumbag lier!"

• "Hooray for AIDS!"

• "Butt sex."

• "Oooh! Stick it in my mouth!"

• "They're all pink on the inside!"

• "Oh yeah, well I'm going to give you AIDS." "What?" "I just gave you AIDS."

• "Alabama Man!"

• "You're a little bitch! That's right, you're a bitch and I'll bet you'd like to suck it, wouldn't you?"

Strong Kids, Safe Kids

• "You are never to blame."

Also, any combination of "Penis", "Vulva", or "Our anus" comes from this special

30 Rock

• "Thank you. Thank you all, dear friends... FOR COMING TO MY BIRTHDAY!"

Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job!

Any quotes from Dr. Steve Brule, including:

• "For your health."
• "Sweet berry wine!"

Tourgasm

• "Aaaaaah." (a painful moaning sound uttered by Bob Kelly, after he broke his knee)

• "I broke my knee, man!"

• "I broke my knee, dude!"

• "Hold my hand, man."

What's Happening!!

Any references to Mabel King, or to Rerun taping a Doobie Brothers concert.

The Wire

• "Fo' sho'."
• "Wat up Bird"

See Also

• Catch phrases
• List of songs played on the show
• Sound clips