Lady Di

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Lady Di is one half of The Retarded Laverne and Shirley. Perhaps the best thing ever said to Lady Di was by Anthony: "Lady Di - not just a name, but a good idea!"

She worked in Westfield at the Dunkin' Donuts, but lives in Elizabeth (fascinating). Her "husband" got a New Jersey Transit tattoo on his face in 2001.

Lady Di looks like Oliver Hardy but without the Hitler mustache and bowler hat. If you ask her a question she'll repeat it, not because she didn't hear you, but because she needs to stall until her minuscule brain can turn out an answer.

Currently homeless and drinking Hobo cum.

"She really is radio lead" -- Jim Norton