Jordan the Karaoke Guy
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Jordan the Karaoke Guy or by his real name, Jordan Kay, is a douchebag, self-absorbed, "professional" karaoke singer.
Jordan made his first appearance at the Opie and Anthony live event, "Thanks for Nothing". He was chosen to sing in the karaoke contest after complaining to Club Soda Kenny that he wasn't picked. He finally got to go up and immediately started showing attitude to the boys. He finally gets to sing and of all the songs he could choose, he picks Ant's best karaoke song, "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond. He's hit with boo's by the crowd, bashing by the boys, and sound effects. Being the douche he is, he starts attacking Anthony and fighting with Chip. Believe it or not, he didn't win the contest.
His second call was on November 22nd, 2011. They talk to him for a bit and he says he's been a fan for years but hasn't heard them on Satellite. Eventually, Jordan says he wants to sing for the guys. The boys let him sing, but he's greeted with Opie's old trick, the hang up. Jordan calls back, starts singing and gets the hang up. Jordan, thinking it was the phone, says they have to have him in-studio to sing. They say he can, but this was their last show before Thanksgiving break. Opie and Anthony make a fake location of the studio for him to go to. They get Jordan to sing again and this goes on for 3 more tries. A total of 6 hang ups before Jordan stops calling.
On November 28th, Jordan calls into After Opie and Anthony Live saying he had a horrible Thanksgiving and weekend. He announces he was robbed by a black man that recognized while heading to the "studio". Sam and Erock believe this is a lie because it is Tucker Max like, and that he said he took a train that doesn't even go to where they told him to go. This only proves that Jordan is a douchebag, liar that is trying to be apart of the show.
Jordan called back into the show the next day and told a completely different story. He changes his story to he was robbed in the lobby of the "studio", not the train station. He was questioned by the boys how the robber would know who he was, looked like, and even questioned him about the location of the mugging, the robber, and why he didn't file a police report. Like yesterday, he says a wrong train station then when questioned on the train he took, he changes it. A police officer later calls in and completely stumps Jordan during questioning. This proves that he is a liar like Tucker Max. Knowing he's busted, he changes to telling jokes. He ends this call with "I'm sticking to my story because I have aspergers and I'm a retard".
Of course, he calls in a few days later on December 2nd, to talk about a black woman and her 15 kids. It's obvious that he is indeed racist after his comments. He switches it up to making hack jokes about Kim Kardashian, which bomb. He's then told to sing Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire. He changes the words to make fun of the Jews. Jordan then gets the hang up. This goes on two more times. It's said that fans like Bobo more than Jordan. This takes it to a new level. Bobo calls in and he and Jordan exchange bashings. Opie calls it the "Ali VS Frazier".
He was ultimately destroyed on December 9th by Anthony. He tries to make comebacks that aren't funny and makes horrible jokes about Kim Kardashian and Lindsey Lohan. He spews more lies out of course.
Like Bobo, he stays on hold all show and was again, severely destroyed by Anthony on December 12th. Jordan was told to "kill himself", and everyone would agree. Not only was Jordan insulted, but his family was as well. As with every call, he makes hacky jokes. When he called back later in the show, he revealed that he was an IT Manager that was demanding more money and was fired, though he says he was "laid off". He's also proclaimed that he has an IQ score of 130 which would be "Genius" level.
