Monster Rain

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Monster Rain is a childhood game played by Jim Norton where Jimmy and a friend crawled under a porch, and performed oral treats on each other. Jimmy first mentioned this game on the air on October 13, 2004, shortly after Opie and Anthony began broadcasting on XM. Along with the Devil's Creek stories it was one of the possible roots of Jimmy's perversions.

Jim Norton: Monster Rain also became the title, and opening bit, of Jim Norton's first HBO special. The special was taped in Washington, DC on June 2, 2007 and aired on HBO in October.

Jim narrated the story on the HBO special in the following quote:

"Recently I told the story of Monster Rain on the air and it’s been sweeping the nation ever since. I decided to post since many people now write me to ask what Monster Rain is. When I was in 1st or 2nd grade my friend and I would play this fun little game. We would be bored, walking around our apartment complex and one of us would yell, 'Monster Rain!' and we would both scamper under the porch to avoid being hit by it. While we were under the porch avoiding Monster Rain, we would kill time by telling stories and blowing each other. I am not sure what the tie in was between oral sex and the Monster Rain; hindsight dictates that an umbrella would have been more practical. I am also beginning to doubt that there was any real Monster Rain at all; I now suspect we were using this fictional occurrence just to get under the porch and kiss each other’s dingles. I don’t even remember the kid’s name to be honest, nor do I remember what he looked like. I do, however, remember one time he was wearing Budweiser swim trunks that smelled like moth balls. Just in case you have moments where you think your life sucks, at least you don’t have to contend with the memory of kneeling under a porch and performing oral treats on someone whose balls smelled like your grandmother's closet."