Java log
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A Java log is a log for a fireplace that smells like coffee. Once, Opie was watching Survivor with his friend Jay and they were drinking wine, eating crackers, and had a Java Log in the fireplace. Eventually, there was so much smoke that a neighbor called the fire department. When the fire fighters arrived, it must have looked really gay to them because the two "friends" were in their PJs.
