Inspirational Jimmy

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Inspirational Jimmy is Jim Norton's spoof of people on Twitter who send out inspirational tweets. He unveiled the character on June 1, 2010.[1] His inspirational sayings, known as Jimspirations, are as cringe-inducing as his Chip character.[2]

List of Jimspirations

• Inspiration is better than being outside of spiration.
• If you mind is on negativity then you're mind is not under your hat.
• The loudest plane does not inspire as the quietest bird
• An up that is shut is not as good as a up that is open
• To rush to a destination is to abandon a place.
• Someone who tries to be a black guy, is gonna get a black eye.
• The more they break the levys, the more they build up our endurance.
• The more you flood us with water, the more we'll flood you back with love and desire.
• Money is only a tool to build selfishness or happiness.
• Reach for the stars, and they will reach for you.
• A nightmare is only a dream that hasn't been attempted.