Ian Halperin
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Ian Halperin is a vile and disgusting waste of oxygen and skin, to describe him as a piece of shit would be unfair as it would be an insult to shit. It is generally agreed that his very existence is responsible for approximately seventy five to ninety percent of all Anti-Semitism worldwide.
Ian is void of any talent or skill that would allow him to contribute to society in a meaningful way, thus he lives a parasitic existence by penning a number of poorly written tell-all books about celebrities.
. O&A have had him as a guest a number of times and love when he comes in, despite the fact that he tends to be very personal with his questioning. For example, during an appearance on January 15, 2010, he was asking questions about the sex life of Jim Norton's manager Jonathan. He also made the claim that he was involved in a threesome with Jill Nicolini (December 3, 2009).
Has made the claim that John Mayer is a thief and a blatant racist, and proposes to boycott Mayer's music. He may or may not be a world class saxophone player to have played with the great Pinetop Perkins (February 11, 2010).
On February 25th, 2010, Ian got into a vicious on-air fight with Anthony over the phone. Actually, it was vicious from Anthony's side, as Ian's responses were very lame, going as far as writing a poem to Anthony (Which seemed really gay), which set him off in the first place. Anthony also revealed that one of Halperin's shitty movies was ranked 128,598 on Amazon. The pests also bombarded the self-proclaimed King of the Jews' Wikipedia page until Wikipedia locked the page from being edited.
He is a Cünt!!!!
He is known for telling people to "Google it!", and for pronouncing Jimmy's last name "Norton" with better diction than Steve C.
The Palestinian government often uses a caricature of Ian on propaganda pamphlets to spark up hatred towards Jewish people, at this time 56 confirmed suicide bombings have been reported, that were a direct result of Hamas members seeing Ian’s image on said pamphlets.
Secretly, Ian really wants Anthony's hog.
Looks like a cross between Andrew Dice Clay and Scott Storch, and sounds like Mr. Mackey from South Park.
As part of his research, Ian spent a considerable amount of time in the company of Michael Jackson. This period came to an abrupt end after Jackson’s head of security discovered several videos of Halperin engaged in questionable acts with the skeletal remains of the Elephant Man.
Halperin attempted suicide at the age of 13, after being rejected by a neighborhood pedophile.
He enjoys getting cum facials from gentlemen of color, it's true Google it.
