Howie Math

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Howie Math is the term for Howard Stern's retarded number-crunching to explain his subscription numbers and listenership at Sirius. For example, Howard has claimed that everyone who subscribed to Sirius, from when he announced his coming in 2004 to when he started in 2006, did it because of him, which doesn't account for the fact that some of those people may have subscribed for some other reason.