Francine

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Francine is a black, former intern from the WNEW days, who is known for being rather clueless. For example, she did not know what Abraham Lincoln was famous for, which is ironic considering her race. Despite her stupidity, she is a graduate of NYU. She sometimes acts as a newsreader on the show, offering commentary and humor (or at least her attempts at it) during news stories. She is also an aspiring stand up comedian.

She once told the story of how she got herself to miscarry by inserting a tampon inside her, and laughed hysterically at it. She also played "Slave Girl" with Patrice O'Neal.