East Side Dave
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East Side Dave was a producer (resigned 06/04/2010) for The Ron and Fez Show who usually participates in bits on The Opie and Anthony Show. During one bit, he screamed like a bitch when he received a spanking. He also came after Roland when he wished that Dave's upcoming baby would be born retarded; Roland kicked his ass.
Due to the disgusting stunts he's pulled on the show, he's been referred to as the new GG Allin.
Fun Facts
- He fucks Welch's grape jelly (and allowed his mother to spread said jelly on Ritz crackers after the fact).
- Had relations with a Husky named Coco.
- Had relations with a blow up doll and cut his penis.
- Has jerked it at several national monuments (Plymouth Rock, Grand Canyon, Yankee Stadium, etc.).
- Shoved a dildo up his ass without lube and stuck it in his mouth afterward. (on O&A's show - February 29, 2008) This led to the bit "Guess What's Up East Side Dave's Ass". (Announced on March 3, 2008)
- Opie offered to trade ESD for The Than and Sam Show. (March 3, 2008)
- Participated in AFRO Wars until his head was forcibly shaved by the O&A staff and Sam was declared the winner. (March 26, 2008) He refused to concede defeat, however, and continued to grow his afro out.
- Ate some of his Dad's jizz off of his parent's bed (after his parents had an afternoon delight) (April 30, 2008)
- He shat in Lily's hat, and then puked in the trash can.
- Dave was put in the hospital in April 2010 from what we can only suspect the result of his years of drinking and his new obsession of "high'n"
- Dave is most know for his Twitter account and his always entertaining Twittios
- Lost his virginity to a hooker
- Shoved a small, 4 inch, thin, green, penis shaped sex toy in his ass while jerking off. It does vibrate, but Dave does not consider it a vibrator. He got it as a gift because his wife ordered a vibrator online. He pooped it out after and thinks that's why it had "poop chips" on it. He ran it under hot water in the bathroom sinl and his wife caught him doing this. He denied everything to her. He tasted his cum afterwards because he was curious about how his cum tasted. (Special Delivery September 24th, 2011)
- His wife came into the room while he was jerking off to a porn dvd, but switched to the TV that was last on the History channel. He was then seen with a boner while watching a Hitler speech. (Davey Mac Sports Program XL 11/19/2011)
- Put his arm around Jesse Jackson at Super Bowl XLVI to get a photo, and was attacked by 8 security guards. He would of been thrown out, but Dave explained he was from New Jersey and had brain problems (Ron and Fez 2/6/2012)
Things stuck up ESD's ass
- Lollipop. And of course, he put it in his mouth afterward. (March 4, 2008)
- Keychain (March 26, 2008)
- Pack of cigarettes. After pulling out the pack, he shit into a garbage can, wiped with toilet paper, and then put the paper in his mouth. He then put his hand in his ass and covered it with shit to hold people back as they tried to come after him. Following this, Jim Norton bet Dave money [$100] to lick his fingers. Unfortunately, he accepted this challenge, and needless to say, thoroughly sickened everyone in studio that day. (April 3, 2008)
- A mylar birthday balloon in honor of Ant's birthday (which he blew up afterward). (April 25, 2008)
