Dead Monkey Hummer
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Dead Monkey Hummer was an act of both necrophilia and bestiality that happened during the May 9th, 2002 visit to WYSP in Philadelphia. There was a contest to bring the weirdest thing to the station to win a meet and greet with Kid Rock before his concert. Some normal things were brought in like an authentic Vietnam gook ear and a pig uterus in a bucket, but somebody brought in a dead monkey in a plastic bag. None of the objects were that disgusting to win on their own, but the gook ear guy volunteered to give the dead monkey oral treats. A slit was cut into the bag and his half flaccid junk was inserted in its mouth. One of the best lines was by Jim Norton when he yelled out "Show that monkey who his evolutionary successor is!"
Later that day during the concert Opie, Anthony and Jim were on stage to say a few words. Opie and Anthony got a great response and Jimmy's line bombed. After the guys pointed out Dead Monkey Hummer guy in the audience, Norton said, "I confess, it was just me in a monkey suit." The line "I confess..." has been used after the fact to fit different situations and to call back the incident.
