David Caruso

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David Caruso stars in the TV show CSI: Miami. Opie and Anthony, as well as Joel McHale, goof on the lame one-liners he gives at the beginning of each episode (right before the theme song - "Won't Get Fooled Again" by The Who - kicks in). These one-liners usually involve him pausing and putting on his glasses before delivering the closer.