Club Soda Kenny

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Club Soda Kenny is a large, intimidating man who works security for Opie and Anthony, and organizes road trips for the show. He is a former road manager of Andrew Dice Clay, and also an ex-policeman who got into a bit of trouble for a comedy act he performed while not on duty, which nearly cost him his pension. Kenny was alleged to have heckled Sirius Satellite Radio Chairman Joe Clayton in Las Vegas, causing a brouhaha at the national Consumer Electronics Show.

Kenny is often goofed on for being "big and stupid", as well as for his OCD and his dry, tumbleweed-like hair. Because of his OCD, he will refrain from using his car horn even while drivers cut him off left and right, and his windshield wipers will get the least amount of usage even in the worst of weather. He has a major issue with staying over night at Opie's house.

He often tells various members of the show how handsome they are, and is thought to enjoy being the bearer of bad news. He also sings horrid karaoke versions of "Secret Agent Man" and "Monster Mash", and is one of the highlights of promos for '80s New Wave Tuesday.

His favorite channel on Sirius XM is The Strobe, the disco station. Kenny auditioned to be a DJ on the station and did a horrible job. He ended up doing the same thing for the country channel The Highway and improved significantly.

His nickname for Opie is "G.H."

Quotes

• "Why did I tell my girlfriend to get a bellybutton piercing?...So I had somewhere to hang the air freshener! You get it? Her cunt stinks!" (Nov 18, 2009)
• "I am not impressed by these farts." (from this video)