Bobo
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Bobo is the nickname of Daniel Kurlan, a fan of The Opie and Anthony Show (not to be confused with O&A show staff member Danny), who sounds like the Jerky Boys character Sol Rosenberg. He was also the co-host of The David and Bobo Show with intern David.
Bobo lives with his mother in Queens, and his nickname comes from his little sister who could only pronounce the word "Brother" as "Bobo."
Bobo is, by his own estimation, 25% retarded. This figure may be inaccurate, however, as he also believes the average American makes $500 a year. Adjusting for Bobo math, this would make him 1600% retarded, a more likely estimate.
Initially Opie was at his defense, encouraging the others not to make fun of his retardation. Since then, as he became more a part of the show and has become cocky, more shots have been taken at him.
He often steamrolls through what he wants to say no matter what the hosts are saying around him and repeats his points ad nauseam. Even if a joke is made as he speaks he appears to be incapable of pausing for the laughs or to even understand that a joke was made.
On August 1, 2008 he waited for the XM walkover at 6:30 a.m.. He was brought on air as "Dr. Frunkis" because of the frunkis t-shirt he was wearing. After getting naked for Traveling Virus tickets, he horrified the hosts, and audience, with his tiny chewed-up penis. After asked several questions about said penis, the hosts offered $10 per-inch to him if he could get erect. When asked for what pornography he would like to get aroused to, he responded, "Strap-on Sally." After several minutes of pornography, Cream Pie Jones measured his penis. After $30 was given to him, the hosts asked if he could cum on air. When he wasn't beginning to masturbate, the hosts questioned him. He said he could cum without touching himself. Cream Pie Jones was then instructed to hold a cum under his penis. After a couple of minutes of not achieving an orgasm it, it was revealed that he didn't know how to masturbate. In fact, what he thought was cum, was pre-cum. He was then kicked off of the show for failing, which he is good at.
On March 20, 2009 he revealed to everybody his version of Anthony's Bruce Springsteen impression. It was big hit, until a few weeks later when he ran it completely into the ground.
Bobo has a small, weird, mutant penis, guessed to be around three inches and covered with scars due to at least 43 surgeries to keep his pee hole from closing. Because of the small pressure required for such a small organ and the minimal blood flow required by his small brain, he is able to get and lose erections almost instantly and frequently does so based solely on the topic of conversation. After some time it will ooze precum on the floor without any physical stimulation. Comedian Bobby Lee once blew on Bobo's penis when in studio. Bobo also had a gay experience with his brother.
Bobo also plays the character Sewer-cide in a series of on-air promos.
On the February 5, 2010 show, Bobo revealed that he calls his penis "The Yoda."
Bobo also admitted that he has jerked off to bestiality videos once (March 5th, 2010).
On March 5, 2010, Bobo was briefly put on hiatus after embarrassing the bbboys by asking Jackie Martling why he would appear on the Opie & Anthony Show when he is one of Howard Stern's people. As penance it was suggested Bobo have sexual intercourse with a canine but weeks later he was ultimately he was forced to wear a cake hat and ruin his $30 Mets cap on the April 29th, 2010 show.
On June 10, 2010 it was revealed that Bobo and his friends disrupted one of Jimmy's comedy gigs on June 5, leading to Bobo making numerous apologies. It was also revealed that he has a crush on Anthony's ex-girlfriend Mellinda and tried to ask her out.
On August 27, 2010 Bobo admitted to engaging in sexual intercourse with his mother. He uses this encounter to prove that he is straight.
On January 19, 2011, Bobo announces to the world he is leaving the Opie and Anthony show...via a statement prepared without his knowledge. Video on Opieradio
Coined the hit phrase "Fuck You!" on May 27th, 2011 after being "kicked off the show forever" again.
On September, 2011, The Bobo Dating game took place. One girl skipped out on the game before it started. During the game, Bobo admitted to fucking animals by saying "I DO FUCK ANIMALS........BITCH". With two contestants for the game, Ant decided that contestant 2 was the winner. Bobo wanted contestant 1. Contestant 2 spent most of the time insulting Bobo. To make things worse for Bobo, Travis put up the Bobo penis picture that Bobo, himself, posted online publicly. He was then forced to suck a banana off. Another joke to Bobo's pictures he sent to a girl.
On September 30th, 2011 Bobo called into Ron and Fez. Ron questioned him about the pictures he took with Howard Stern. This lead to multiple calls into the show that day which Ron would tell him to go mess with the boys.
While at the DMV to get a state ID card, the boys told him to put his phone on speaker. Anthony began yelling the most racist things to everyone. At one point you could hear an annoyed woman in the background. Ant even went as far as to yell racist things to security guards. Opie too was involved. (December 2nd, 2011)
On December 23rd, a tweet from fan, MattTheAussie, caused rumors of his death to spread. Opie responded to the situation by tweeting that there would be a 5 minute tribute to Bobo. People used this opportunity to get Bobo to retweet their Twitter names by tweeting something like "Bobo, if you're alive then RT me". Bobo, himself, responded to the rumors by making a video on his Youtube. He said that "This dummy is still alive" and later went on to say about the man who started the rumor, that he'd like him to be raped by black men. Though he responded to the man who started the rumors, he doesn't remember. On January 3rd, 2012 to address the fans and boys, but he was accused of being a fake and many other fake Bobo's called in. RIP Bobo.
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Health
On June 4, 2010, during an on-air conversation with his mother, it was revealed that Bobo is potentially afflicted by kidney disease of undisclosed severity and regularly takes medication. He is under perpetual supervision by his doctor and, at birth, was not expected to live for more than 2 years.
On December 2nd, 2011 Bobo says he is peeing blood. Showing more and more that Bobo's health isn't getting better.
Bobo-cabulary
On September 2, 2009, Bobo competed in a trivia contest with Rich Vos. Each person had to write down their answers and Bobo was shown to be a horrific speller. While not as extensive as Vos-Cabulary, Bobo has since displayed his own unique way of speaking and spelling.
- Speech
- Air-heady - Air-head
- Angerman - Anchorman
- Butter Way - By the way
- Lay Doff - Laid off (May 14, 2010)
- Long Shory Stort - Long Story Short (November 12, 2010)
- Nervada - Nevada
- Sewer-cide - Suicide
- Steve Car-less-y - Steve Carlesi
- Vozzaloos - Vuvuzelas (June 24, 2010)
- Whirl Farell - Will Ferrell
- Spelling
- Brush- Bush
- Butifel - Beautiful
- Crarter - Carter
- Excexctiv - Executive
- Hipopodamiss - Hippopotamus
- Idinhower - Eisenhower
- Jondon - Johnson
- Kenidey - Kennedy
- Kroia - Korea
- Ligning - Lightning
- Obma - Obama
- Ragen/Razen - Reagan
- Stooned - Stunned
- Tooken - Taken
Bobo the Fugitive
On November 20th, 2009, Bobo said during an on-air phone call that he had stolen $10,000 from 92.3NOW. He was playing off of the Fugitive promos that terrestrial radio stations do, where someone allegedly has stolen money from the station and it's up to the listeners to help and win the money. In this case however, Bobo was interrogated by Club Soda Kenny who convinced him that stealing all that (imaginary) money was a crime. After a short testimony and final phone call in the studio, Bobo was escorted by Kenny and Sam down to the lobby, where he was told that detectives were waiting to handcuff him in the lobby. He was pointed toward two random office workers and approached them with his wrist in front to be taken to jail.
Several hours after the "arrest" wrote on his Twitter:
it was a prank I am not in jail @opieradio it wound up being so funny lol
