Antholini
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Antholini was the portmanteau, celebrity couple name for Anthony and Jill Nicolini, when they dated during the summer of 2008. Antholini had been referred to as "Long Island royalty", or, more appropriately, "Long Island rubbish".
The relationship between the melon-chested traffic girl and the huge-hogged shock jock began on May 15, 2008, when Mick Foley appeared on the show after appearing on the CW11 morning show and brought Anthony a message from Jill that she was "single" and "interested". She called into the show soon after and confirmed it.
On May 20, Rush & Molloy of the Daily News reported in their gossip column that the two would be going out that night. The next day, Ant and Jill were both mysteriously missing from their respective broadcasting jobs. After several calls into the show it was learned that Anthony and Jill were still together from the night before, when Anthony called the show at 10:36am EST. Ant returned to work the following day wearing a cap with a "J" on it (ewwwwwwwww!); he also went with Jill to have her cats spayed and neutered (apparently, the cats weren't the only ones neutered) and drove out to meet Jill's family. The two had also hung out together at F. H. Riley's and their parents had all met each other. Ant even told Jill that he likes kids - which was the complete opposite of what Ant's said about kids on the show.
On May 29, it was revealed that their "special" song was "Amazed" by country group Lonestar.
On June 3, the two celebrated their two-week anniversary at F. H. Riley's. Anthony also said the two would be making a trip to Nashville, with Ant claiming he was a country music fan (what a bunch of Bravo Sierra).
During the Opie and Anthony Animation Festival, Jill was seen wearing what looked like an engagement ring, although Anthony denied it was one. Anthony and Jill also babysat Keith the Cop's kids one weekend - something Ant would have loathed before Antholini.
On June 20, Ant left the show early so he could take a trip with Jill to the Bahamas. There was speculation that Jill would come back with a ring on her finger (and Ant would come back with his wallet 50% lighter). O&A also played audio that day from a public appearance Antholini made. The audio of Ant during the interview generated douche chills.
On August 25, it was hinted that Anthony and the lovely Jill had gone their separate ways, as Opie jokingly asked Ant who/what he loves and Jill was completely absent from the discussion, as she has been absent from all discussion for nearly a month. Indeed, on September 4, Bob Kelly brought up the subject of Ant and Jill and O&A more or less indicated that the relationship was over. Rush & Molloy reported on the story the following day.
Eventually, Ant revealed the circumstances behind the breakup - Jill caught Ant with another woman. Apparently, Ant was afraid he was slipping into the same routine of being in a long-term relationship, so he ended up getting a little pussy on the side. Unfortunately, Jill caught the girl changing in Ant's closet and got so mad she took off in Ant's Escalade (even though her own car was parked outside). She eventually returned with the car and found the clothes of the girl Ant cheated on her with. She took them out to Ant's fire pit and burned them, including the girl's birth certificate and the ashes of her dead grandfather (without the birth certificate, the girl couldn't return to the country she came from). Jill ended up leaving with some of Ant's stuff, including Ant's E-ZPass and a laptop that belonged to Ant's side pussy. In order to get it back, Ant had to pay for and pick up her dry cleaning and pay for a lost camera, all of which costing about $1000. He finally had Keith the Cop do the "hostage exchange" and take care of everything, although Ant soon found out parts of the laptop were missing and suspected she may have tampered with his car as well. When all was said and done, he went off on Jill for being a psycho bitch.
On September 26, following a Rush & Molloy article about the breakup and a mass e-mail Jill sent out, Ant went on the air to clear up some of the lies. He also revealed the fact that Jill was taking a drug to prevent gaining weight and it caused her to shit Anthony's bed. He also said her fake breasts felt like gravel in a bald cap. A listener referred to her as "Jill Nicoleaky" after these revelations.
